Monday, July 21, 2008

Wii Are NOT Amused!

As I half sit, half lay here in my drug induced haze. . . I have lots of time to contemplate many things:

  • The meaning of life . . .

    • The future of our planet . . .

      • When will the price of gas go back down . . .
Instead I lay here devastated and embarrassed. Many have asked . . . and I have coyly batted my eyelashes Marilyn Monroe style and kept my silence.

But today, for the first time due to incredible pressure from my so-called family, I will admit out loud where all the world can hear, see, whatever; now all the world will know.

The rumors are true. Yes, I hurt my back kicking butt during the hula hoop challenge on Wii Fit.

Well, now that I am thoroughly humiliated, I do have one thing to add. Even with all my pain I set a new record that still stands! Yes! It's OK to play injured, I mean, that's what got Tiger Woods the green blazer, right?

By the way, I'm still flat on my back, of no good use to anything or anyone, but I'm proud to say that it was all for a good cause. Now that kid knows who's the most pathetic boss!

Take that, Baby Boy!    I mean, Mommy Loves You!

*Sigh*, I guess confession is good for the soul.

Until next time . . .


Freakmom said...

LOL You rule! Feel better soon!

Wendy Hawksley said...

Alright!!! Show that kid who's the boss! Heh heh.

The reunion was wonderful. Much better than I expected - I wasn't sure how the whole thing would go with seeing my mother.

Take it easy and I hope you feel better.

Anonymous said...

It would be really funny if you didn't injure yourself. When he beats your score (yu know he will eventually), let it be, o.k.?

My sister is even talking about getting a Wii for the fit because she and her DH are so competive she firgures they'll have to get in shape. Or injured. One or the other.

SabrinaT said...

Now all you need is a nifty gold medal! I hope you feel better soon. Maybe next year you all can have a rematch?

Anonymous said...

Oh that is SO funny!
(Sorry for your pain...but you show that boy that Mom's rule!) ;-)

Michelle (foxvalley)

Jason said...

I'm sorry you're in pain! But it seems that you've been making the most of it. . . reading blogs!

Feel better soon.

Rebel said...

I'm sorry you are hurt....but the reason for it IS kind of funny.

Get well soon.

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