After surviving:
- The most frightening night of the year for any dieter, Halloween, without eating a single piece of candy.
- A family dinner in which your Mother-in-Law, the slimmest lady in the world, fries ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING plus serves delicious desserts including a heavenly cake and scrumptious homemade cookies by drinking a couple of gallons of water and saying "No, thank you" excessively.
- Sitting across from your brother-in-law who is shoveling desserts into his mouth like a human hoover while STILL WEARING a compression garment from the LIPOSUCTION he just had the very day before.
Life. Is. Not. Fair.
That. Is. All.
Until next time . . .
1 comments:
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! You're right. Life isn't fair.
But .8 pounds? That's almost a whole pound! So congratulations on that!
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