someone you love (the ever-generous Mom #2) is wonderful enough to give you an early Christmas gift
AND
that early Christmas gift is two tickets for yourself and your best friend/sister to see an actual professional performance of The Nutcracker
AND
that performance of The Nutcracker is so magical and beautiful that you come home with an eternal song in your heart and start wondering why you didn't become a prima ballerina yourself (after all you KNOW you have what it takes)
AND
the song in your heart is so big and bountiful that it spills right out into the open and you start singing and dancing instead of walking around the house
THEN
it is very important that while you do the above mentioned singing and dancing . . . you avoid all mirrors
BECAUSE
they will just remind you that you look absolutely nothing like that beautiful ballerina who does The Dance of the Snow Queen in The Nutcracker.
*SIGH*
If I'm too
Until next time . . .